martes, 6 de marzo de 2007

Men - Types A & B

It is important that we women should be aware of who we are with in order to avoid betting our money on the wrong horse, taking into account that we could divide guys into two extremely different groups:

A)

Immature, proud, resented, womanizers who generally make a splash when we first meet them, and demented assorted other freaks. The prototype of this group being a guy who enjoys flirting but never goes further than that, the typical guy that freaks out the moment he notices a woman gets a little “over-affectionate” (logical reaction as a consequence of “so much giving, taking, sharing and loving” during the “flirting phase”). A situation very likely to happen when you hang around with a member of group a) could be the following: When a girl tells her “soul-mate”, for example: how about meeting up tomorrow for a delicious barbecue?, and he answers – totally relaxed, by the way - “Well, we’ll see tomorrow, ‘cause I also need to see my friends, you know…". Obviously the girl then realizes the huge mistake she has made, and she radically changes her discourse by saying things such as “Uhhh, yes, you’re completely right, I also need to see the girls, ‘cause, you know, we are not a couple”. Of course she says this expecting a miracle to make him say “What? I thought we were a couple”; but no girls, don’t expect anything of the sort from these peculiar type of specimens in these kind of situations.

But what happens next? The guy leaves, and the girl spends hours and hours making up hipotheses of endless “what would have happened if...”, telling herself that maybe she was pushing things, making up a good excuse to call him the following day, a ceaseless stream of rethorical questions invading her mind pulling her to the verge of insanity. Definitely we are very stupid but this is the “intrinsic consequence” of being used to deal with these kind of “Lords”, who are experts at letting us down.

But, don’t worry, we’ll put our best foot forward and think of possible solutions to have an edge over guys belonging to group A) in daily life situations.


As to group B), it is relevant to highlight the fact that guys in this group are definitely a minority, but luckily they can still be found after a vast selection of individuals is made.


B)

Guys who still haven’t met the girl of their dreams, men that would go to the end of the earth in order to find “the one”. The problem is that when these “saints” (saints in comparison to the others, because when it comes to men not even one of them could possibly be referred to as “saint”) tell us that they want to get to know us better, we “graduated” time and again from group A) members, don’t believe a word of what they say and adopt the attitude of a liberal woman, totally free and independent and say things like: “The words “couple” amd “relationship” definitely freak me out. Do you understand what I mean?” (congratulating ourselves for uttering such a witty remark, and expecting the guy to agree with us) But...the guy tells us “Well, no, in fact I’m open to get to know you better and if I fall for you, well, maybe you and I could get together.” We, astonished, drop our jaws open and are momentaneously speechless, and suddenly experience a flashback and remember our past relationships with the idiots of group A), and that’s then we realise that we are acting the same way we hated them to act.

So we decide that due to the fact that these guys treat us like princesses and go to great lenghts to please us, they deserve an opportunity (always bearing in mind that guys definitely respond best when we make them “toe the line”, if you know what I mean.)

That’s when we give ourselves the chance to lower our emotional barriers and act the way we really are: women waiting for a nice, kind guy who respects us and wants to make us happy. Or aren't we.

2 comentarios:

Rogelio Ferreyra dijo...

Faltan categorías.
Cuando tenga tiempo elaboro una tipologia propia.

bubi dijo...

Sería genial! Esto lo escribimos con mis amigas a los 21 años, más o menos. Ahora que ya pasaron un par de años (6) se pueden ver más subtipos, sin duda. Sería buenísimo tener una visión masculina del asunto, y comentar al respecto.